18 false customer reviews, owners arrested

I give all these customers a star.

In theory, online reviews are a great place to get information about the places you plan to visit or the products you plan to purchase. However, because we can’t have anything good on the internet, some people write revenge reviews that distort the truth.

But sometimes we get a taste of sweet poetic justice when the business owners themselves step in to respond with receipts in hand.

Here are 18 customers who have tried to demolish businesses with fake reviews and have been called in by owners:

1.
This disgruntled time traveler:

2.
This rival store owner, who leaned into cat fishing as a famous rapper:

3.
That dastardly Dasher:

4.
This critic who always hangs up on his ex:

5.
This car salesman who forgot how Google works:

6.
This Free Haircut Finisher:

7.
This intrusive ex-manager:

8.
This pissed off Pokémon Go player:

9.
This hater who was fired by Schwarzenegger:

ten.
This embellishment with deadly consequences:

11.
This person who needs to have their watch repaired:

12.
This confusing client:

14.
This reviewer, who probably wasn’t expecting receipts:

16.
This cafe customer, who was arrested for his own actions:

17.
This bar owner who forgot the security cameras:

18.
And finally, this reviewer who didn’t realize they were making fun of Sherlock Holmes:

Joseph P. Harris